all of these beautiful colour changing pieces make a great addition to any collection! you simply are not a stoner without one!
Monday, November 29, 2010
Mini Zion Bongs!
all of these beautiful colour changing pieces make a great addition to any collection! you simply are not a stoner without one!
ion like a lion in zion
Its a gloomy rainy day, and your feeling kind of down....looks like the only thing left to do is sit back and have a huge toke off a Zion Bong and take the edge off a bit! nothing like that smoke in your lungs, some stone to your step!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Boobs and Bongs
Smoking pot does not make you cool, does not make you more attractive. its does not increase you dick/titt size, and the munchies increase your waist line rather than decrease it. One thing it does however is calm you, relax you, bring you down to a nice level after a long hard day at the grinding stone.
Weed brings people together! its not only a great way to unwind, but its an awesome way to meet new people! Sometimes having the perfect bong can make a huge difference in not only the level of high, but the amount of people who want to toke with you! though having a new bong doesn't mean that you will have more friends, you do have to search for those....and it will not insure that flocks of busty gorgeous women will begin approaching you regularly. no, sadly some social skills are involved. though you cant count on being any more interesting, you can definitely be assured that the word spreads fast. once a new bong is purchased the more people you smoke with, the more friends of friends appear. suddenly you have a plethora of smoke! new exciting strains of weed brought over by various conosur all wanting to smoke from your fabulous bong! more weed means more high! more people, means more conversation. even the shyest of pot heads can become a social sponge. turn on a sweet flick and then suddenly people are bringing over more shows, more movies, the knowledge expands. soon more bongs enter the scene and you not only have the chillest crash pad with the awesomest utensils, you now have a utopia for pot heads and bong fanatics alike!
sure you might not be any skinnier, your acne wont go away, you might be single, but that cute redhead your friend brought over is engaged in a brilliant conversation with you about track 2 on your newly burnt CD, and things are looking up!
Weed brings people together! its not only a great way to unwind, but its an awesome way to meet new people! Sometimes having the perfect bong can make a huge difference in not only the level of high, but the amount of people who want to toke with you! though having a new bong doesn't mean that you will have more friends, you do have to search for those....and it will not insure that flocks of busty gorgeous women will begin approaching you regularly. no, sadly some social skills are involved. though you cant count on being any more interesting, you can definitely be assured that the word spreads fast. once a new bong is purchased the more people you smoke with, the more friends of friends appear. suddenly you have a plethora of smoke! new exciting strains of weed brought over by various conosur all wanting to smoke from your fabulous bong! more weed means more high! more people, means more conversation. even the shyest of pot heads can become a social sponge. turn on a sweet flick and then suddenly people are bringing over more shows, more movies, the knowledge expands. soon more bongs enter the scene and you not only have the chillest crash pad with the awesomest utensils, you now have a utopia for pot heads and bong fanatics alike!
its all about the percs
not only does the skull on the perc of this kick-you-in-the-teeth skull Zion make the piece a perfect addition to any collection, it also provides awesome filtration! smoke is easily inhaled into your lungs after filtering through two water chambers, an over 10 diffuser slits.
another rainy day
sitting inside surrounded by beautiful glass pieces. waiting to lock up the store and take fat rips outta new prices. people come in soaking wet and marvel at the beauty that is the bong shelve. each new person paying close attention to detail, observing the gorgeous craftmentship behind each piece, and settling on a gorgeous new zion bong. its not just the rainy day blues that draws people, its the excitement of purchasing a new device perfect for their smoking needs. Zion bongs have not only style but are made of heavy duty thick glass, and are made to last. any bong admirer can appreciate a piece that can withstand a potential fall. their pocket books thank them for it. not having to replace glass after an unforgeable encounter with the floor insures that they will have more cash in their pocket for the filling ;)
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